Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
don't judge my taste in strippers
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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