i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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