This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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