jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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