I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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