I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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