No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
40s are totally the cure
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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