I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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