Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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