He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus