Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yo im tryna cop a beej tonight

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(561): View more from Florida

if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat

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(702): View more from Nevada

he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.

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(585): View more from New York

you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.

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(303): View more from Colorado

well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.

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(904): View more from Florida

We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course

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