There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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