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(732): View more from New Jersey

Anal astronaut?

(847): View more from Illinois

Wow word travels fast.

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.

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(248): View more from Michigan

The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again

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(317): View more from Indiana

I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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(813): View more from Florida

that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.

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(319): View more from Iowa

She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad

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(360): View more from Washington

I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.

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