I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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