As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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