Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I forget how to act sober
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
