There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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