question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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