May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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