So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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