i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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