butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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