so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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