S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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