what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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