I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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