i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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