I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
