1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
