I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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