did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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