I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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