i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
