She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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