is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You may now shotgun with the bride
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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