she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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