today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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