Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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