Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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