Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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