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(614): View more from Ohio

Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen

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(619): View more from California

I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.

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(253): View more from Washington

Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.

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(917): View more from New York City

the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

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(979): View more from Texas

He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.

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(647): View more from Ontario

you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk

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