Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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