I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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