thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Too much gin, very little bucket
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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