I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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