do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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