She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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