It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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