I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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