She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
