Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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