am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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