She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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