I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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