chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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