part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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