im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
