I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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