before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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