If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
